Ewoks... they are the most deadly creatures known to the Galactic Empire. I have heard many a taunt, many a jeer or laugh directed towards me and my brethren for "being beaten by teddy bears". I caution you all to never judge a book by its cover. In this case, never judge a creature by its cute and cuddly exterior. Ewoks are savage, dangerous and deadly.
Recently I thought I ahd become friends with one of the furry companions of the Sanctuary Moon of Endor. I cared for her, took her outside to enjoy the air, rocked her to sleep, and worst... let my guard down. These creatures are not to be trusted. I let my guard down... and before I knew it... BAM!!! rock to the back of the head. BAM BAM!!! sticks to the back of my knee caps. BAM BAM BAM!!! Clubs to the chest and stomach. And then it all went black.
Take my words and do not let my caution fall on deaf ears. Ewoks... Are... Not... Teddy Bears! They are ravenous little killing machines that can tear even the most experience of soldiers to pieces!
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