Thursday, June 9, 2011

Star Wars Celebration VI!

So my friends, in case you've been living in the stomach of an asteroid space slug this past week, Star Wars Celebration VI has officially been announced! The Empire shall be invading Orlando, Florida on this world called Earth August 23-26 2012 at the Orlando Convention Center! Make sure you're there and help me fend off rebel scum and ewoks alike!

Here are a few photos from Star Wars Celebration V that should help you in your decision to not miss out on CVI!!!





Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Ewoks...



Ewoks... they are the most deadly creatures known to the Galactic Empire. I have heard many a taunt, many a jeer or laugh directed towards me and my brethren for "being beaten by teddy bears". I caution you all to never judge a book by its cover. In this case, never judge a creature by its cute and cuddly exterior. Ewoks are savage, dangerous and deadly.

Recently I thought I ahd become friends with one of the furry companions of the Sanctuary Moon of Endor. I cared for her, took her outside to enjoy the air, rocked her to sleep, and worst... let my guard down. These creatures are not to be trusted. I let my guard down... and before I knew it... BAM!!! rock to the back of the head. BAM BAM!!! sticks to the back of my knee caps. BAM BAM BAM!!! Clubs to the chest and stomach. And then it all went black.



Take my words and do not let my caution fall on deaf ears. Ewoks... Are... Not... Teddy Bears! They are ravenous little killing machines that can tear even the most experience of soldiers to pieces!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

That Stormtrooper Guy is Back!

After almost a year on hiatus, That Stormtrooper Guy is back! Let me be the first to say from experience, the Rebel Alliance DOES in fact keep prisoners of war. Granted the foods and lodging were far more comfortable than standard imperial barracks… but I am glad to be back on base and serving the Empire with an armored fist!

I felt it was a fitting day for my release, the 34th anniversary of the destruction of our first Death Star…. Or as some of you may simply refer to it as… 34 years since Star Wars was released in theaters. All the same, it’s a Star Wars Day and let’s party like it’s 1977!!!! *Enter Disco Star Wars Music*

Anywho!!!

Look for new content and a revamped site in the very near future! It’ll be exciting! Tell all your imperial loving friends about thatstormtrooperguy.blogspot.com and a few of your rebel friends too ;).